
If you look around at who the real stand-outs are in your market, it's sometimes easy to see what they're doing right. We all spend a load of time examining how they got there, and comparing ourselves with those who've achieved a higher rung on the ladder. But it's no accident how the leaders gained their success: it takes bold vision, sound strategy, and first-rate tactics to get to the top. But you say you don't have that kind of time, energy, or resources? Here's a simpler plan: become an expert in all the things they surely aren't doing, and it'll all start making sense as to what they most likely are doing.
10. Follow the Leader: Do exactly what everyone else is. Don't differentiate. Why take chances? Just ride the coattails of the masses. And since you'll be a follower instead of a leader, you won't have to worry about all that bothersome hard work involved in being a brand innovator.
9. Use fear. It's a great motivator, so be sure the scare the pants off everyone you can into signing on with what you are offering. It's cool to be a bully, and it doesn't even matter what you are selling: cram it down their throat with market intimidation. Then see how long you last.
8. And while you're at it, why not belittle your audience? Make them feel like they'll be the laughing stock of society if they don't get with the program. You owe it to them to make them realize they'll be a total loser unless they're on board with you. After all, who wants to be a loser?
7. Use loads of negative promotion. Talk about all the down sides of not using your services and offerings instead of all the positive reasons. Bad-mouth your competition, and burn as many bridges among your peers as you can. People don't like bad stuff of any kind, so be sure to use reverse psychology whenever possible. This way, even if you have nothing good to say about yourself, at least you can spend all your time talking about the stuff you aren't.
6. Ignore your audience. Don't listen to what they are saying - about what they want, about how they feel, about how they live, listen, and learn. Be reckless! Do your own thing. Hey, what do they know, anyway? The power of a million voices can't be that telling... can they?
5. Ignore your own brand. Most of the experts will tell you that market perception is what ultimately dictates and defines your brand. But why listen to them? Hey, you know more about your business than those experts do, right? If the world thinks you're blue, but you insist you're red, then place all your chips on red, and get ready to rake in the green. (And if you think I'm actually serious, then plan on the only green you'll ever be seeing to be the moss gathering on that never-to-roll-again stone you once called Your Business.)
4. Don't worry about vision. If you're nowhere near the level of success you feel you can reach, then you're probably doing a great job of looking just far enough down the road to make the next month's rent payment. Long-term planning takes insight and a strong sense of direction. Save it for the big guys.
3. Be #23 and be happy! Years ago, Snapple proclaimed they'd be quite content to just be #3 behind Coca-Cola and Pepsi. Let #1 and #2 spend all their efforts duking it out for pole position. #1 is always looking behind at the second place guy, and #2 is constantly looking to catch up to first place. No one ever gives credence to #3, so why would they ever take notice to #23? Plus, being that far behind the leader means you can do whatever the heck you want. It's like that kid in the back row of your high school social studies class who just sleeps all the way until the bell rings. Nobody's paying attention anyway. (Not even your market.)
2. Think old-school. Also, be sure your marketing budget isn't just completely arbitrary, but based on 1982 dollars. Remember when gas was only seventy-two cents a gallon, and a good car could be had for under ten grand? Things couldn't have changed that much in 25 years, right? Use outdated, obsolete sensibilities, too; do exactly what worked for you three decades ago. If it was good enough then, it's good enough now. Your market is exactly the same, right? So just stick with same-old, same-old. This way, the easiest thing to predict is failure.
1. Stay inside the same old box. Don't reinvent; it's unproven. Don't change; it's unfamiliar. And definitely don't start looking around outside the safety of your four little walls; you might start getting some bright ideas. And we all know what happens then: you might actually start reinvigorating yourself and standing out in your market. Then you'll have to deal with all that new business; and who wants that headache?
Be sure to follow these sure-fire techniques, and you'll always have an excuse for why you aren't a leader in your market.